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The Bob Method

When one responds to any introduction (primarily that of the opposite gender) with "Hi.", thus ending the conversation.

Oh hey, how are you doing today Bob? You looked like you had a great time at the club last night.

Bob, using The Bob Method, would respond: "Hi."

by Johopeful September 10, 2021


Pronkhove method

A methodology used to get free marihuana by giving head to a male individual.

Person1: Wow, have you seen Duco, he has so much weed but no money.

Person 2: he is using the Pronkhove method for sure!

by Dicorico February 2, 2022


The Swiss Method

A euphemism for euthanasia.

"I heard Jean died via the Swiss Method"

by Xenochria September 13, 2022


Fluttertap method

Above desk. Momentary triple tap. Yao Ming.

“I’m gonna run fluttertap method during english.”
“Face.”

by Boolfacefaty November 29, 2024


Trunk method

You will need two people, a car, and an unsuspecting victim. This is the act of having sexual intercouse with someone in the back seat of the car while your friend is in the trunk of the car. The friend in the trunk usually does stuff to interrupt the act such as moaning, controlling the music, or making noises. After the act is over, the friend gets of out the trunk and makes his presence known while also making the sexual partner sit in the back seat while you drive them home.

This girl wants to hook up with me tonight, do you wanna run a trunk method on her?

by Gorpmaster December 14, 2024


The Riley Method

The procedure of underthinking everything so royally that you end up having no clue of what is going on or the point of what they were trying to do.

Person 1: Dude, why did he mess up the choreography?
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.

by CRman March 4, 2022


Epstein Method

A therapeutic process designed to help individuals overcome pornography addiction by "weening off" through a four phase program which it is believed reduces the physical and psychological dependence on pornography. The program consists of viewing hardcore pornography initially, with a self awareness of ones addiction, this then transitions into viewing pornographic images, reducing the graphicness of the material to slowly reduce ones dependence. This should then transition into viewing modestly dressed women when masturbating, allowing one to further reduce their addiction, before going into the final step, complete imagination and cognitive visualisation when jacking off. This is the last and ultimate phase of the Epstein Method, allowing one to harness their mental strength to stimulate themselves without external material, making it easy to then stop all together if the subject wishes to. This method has been criticized as it may not help people with severe addictions who have moved even beyond vanilla pornography into severe, violent and potentially illegal content. The method also has not been peer reviewed, however conducted studies show promising results for individuals.

"You've been watching that stuff a lot man, you should try the Epstein Method if you wanna stop!"

by Aaron Carrington February 27, 2025