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A small town of stuck up white people who pretend to be better than everyone else, which they probably are, and the small city is mostly mistaken for Rockwood, Michigan because they share a zipcode
I live in the stuck up small town of Gibraltar, Michigan, but you probably don't know where that is.
A specific sub species of Chad natively found in the state of Michigan. They are taller, buffer and have a better beard than you do. Also have an innate ability to start dating your hot female friends out of freaking nowhere. They also probably own a boat.
I was about to ask Amber out on a date, then I saw her making out with a Michigan Chad on her IG
The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
When a Detroit city trollop agrees to be laid out on a table so the homies can use tortilla chips to eat salsa and refried beans out of her ass
Man 1: Hey man you coming over to Charlie’s tonight? Debbie said she’s down for a Michigan Nacho Bar
Man 2: No waaaay! Debbie’s the coolest
Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!
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A Michigan pinner is a joint where you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown ween as you possibly can in the rolling paper provided.
Hot damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zig-zag now that's a Michigan Pinner !!!
A Michigan pinner is when rolling a joint you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown weed in the provided rolling paper as possible.
Damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zigzag that's a Michigan pinner if I ever saw one, let's smoke.