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When a person has arms that are wider than they are long. This, giving the appearance that they are shorter than they actually are.
Person 1: "Wow Dan's arms are short!"
Person 2: "It's an illusion, he's got midget arm syndrome. They're 15" that's why..."
A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.
Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.
That dumb midget that drinks a lot
Hey look it’s that stupid midget Alex
A condom that fits both a Giraffe and a disabled midget.
Wow that really need a Giraffe midget condom.
I midget that can not read or is useless
Angus is a fat turbo charged midget
When doing a female in the butt, (both parties being on their knees) the male takes his shoes and places them under his knees, (toes of shoes point forward as one would usually wear) making it appear as though the male is now a midget wearing shoes while enjoying anal intercourse... Thus, the Midget Rump Roast.
Last night I did the Midget Rump Roast to my girlfriend.
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