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old mustache

An Old Man who was a member of the mafia

Henry is an Old Mustache”.

by Ralph cigarette November 14, 2023


san francisco mustache

When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.

Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.

by TheUrbanVerbose January 27, 2017


Sex mustache

Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.

Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.

by Phil Mahooterz January 10, 2016


mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh January 18, 2016


mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh January 18, 2016


Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.

That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.

by basher09 September 08, 2021


mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache

she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022