How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.
"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"
"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."
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A common saying used to surprisingly rickroll people
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
You've been rickrolled.
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a prominent quote derived from the hit cartoon "dora the explorer". this was said by the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge. (think angrier, cruder, raw version of Swiper the Fox's accent.)
{Dora and dumb Boots stop in front of bridge} Grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge: Heh, heh, heh. They'll never solve my riddle now.
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Youngboy's names comes from the word GOAT which he is and is hated on just because it's a trend.
He has made more accomplishments than most of these grammy-awarded rappers but isn't given any grammy's himself because the industry hates on him. He also runs up more views than most rappers nowadays with barely any media coverage and doesn't use his social media platforms anymore because he doesn't need to advertise himself to get views. He has stayed top 10 for 92 consecutive weeks on the Rolling stones top 500 artist list and the only other artist todo that was Drake.
Joseph: Who's your favourite rapper
Educated person: The Goat wbu
Joseph: you talking bout Polo g
Educated person: Nah the real goat
Joseph: Who dat?
Educated person: Obviously NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Again
Joseph: doesn't ring any bells
Educated person: Hold this L n come back to me once you actually listen to his music n the lyrics
Joseph: Please put me onto some of his music
Educated person: *plays some of YB's music*
Joseph: shit does hard, he a goat fr
Educated person: that's what i'm saying bro
Joseph: Laters bro, thanks for putting me onto the real rap god
Educated person: All sweet gang, spread the word
Joseph: *goes on to spread the message of YB for the rest of his life*
Educated person: *stays woke, and stays preaching YB's word*
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To deny doing something that you have obviously done.
Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?
I would never barf in your urn!
Well, you are going to make me another batch then!
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"never listening to autumn while driving again" is a phrase used in a popular TikTok trend in which a person is driving a car in a video game (most commonly GTA 5) and there is a massive crash while the song "Can't Take it!" by Autumn is playing. The lyrics "baby look at the view" are sung when the car gets into the accident. It is also used when the car drives off of a cliff or gets thrown across the map.
Depending on the vehicle, game, or circumstance it is being used in, there are many variations of this phrase.
*Car crashes into a 200-ton semi-truck and gets brutally demolished*
"i aint never listening to autumn while driving again ๐ญ๐คฆ"
Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback
Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks
Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term
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