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A slang term for the police, commonly used by the youth.
Night Boat. The crime fighting boat.
You better watch out or night boat will arrest you.
Don't do that here, this place is crawling with night boat.
Oh man, you got night boated.
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An event strictly involving only males. Activities on a lads night out include; drinking (alcohol), gambling, the muffin game and many many more.
The lads night had its origins (like fireworks) in the middle east, where Ghengis Khan would ride with his clan to a neighbouring tribe and destroy them. This version of a lads night did not catch on in europe.
The breakthrough in europe for the lads night came with Schiller (Goethe's best friend) in the 18th Century. He called it the gentleman's petit renaissance. These nights generally involved silhouette making and shirades.
At around the same time in the emerging states of america, the english were enjoying lads nights. The americans did not appreciate these evenings of drunken revelry, and declared war. This ended (temporarily) the lads night in the Americas.
Centuries later, the weight of being without a lads night society took its toll. America's economy crashed and the country went into a depression sending shockwaves throughout the world. President Hoover saw the mistake and called upon a lads night revival, giving tax breaks to those who threw the best poker nights and owned the best laser challenge sets.
In the present day, the lads night out has lost it's way slightly. It is no longer the driving political power it once was. Taken over by the proles and the masses it has fallen into disrepute. More and more lads nights end in injury and arrests.
The future of the lads night is then unclear. Perhaps it will undergo a resurgance in popularity, but it faces stiff competition from chick flicks and aids.
Typical 'lads night' venues
The house. (for poor folk)
The dog track. (for rich folk)
The country retreat. (for cottagers)
Stock phrases for a lads night (and some to avoid!)
DO SAY : - -
"MORE BEER!"
"Women are pure evil."
"That Mel Gibson really gets on my titties"
DO NOT SAY!: - -
"Oh no, i'm driving"
"Can't we just see our girlfriend/wife/sibling?& quot;
"Look guys, i brought legally blonde! "
A Lads night is just what i need
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This guy is a troll. He loves to piss people off in games and in L4D he uses up all the medkits, also spam music and rush.
Night Stalker is a true troll.
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Is a time when teenagers get together and hang or "chill"...but could also be a night were some people stay up till 5 o'clock talking about making eggs,teddy bears and pinto beans
Blake: it's 3am
MaryRose: so it is Saturday Night
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Awkward night... When you are an absolute fuckwit of an MP and misinterpret great night for greasy night.
That MP is having a greasy night, he just publicly shared a letter sent to the police with non existent definitions from urban dictionary.
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Pooping in your bed while sleeping.
I woke from a drunken sleep and saw I'd been night gardening.
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A night when a single person goes out, expecting to get laid, but the talent is definitely lacking.
We hit the scene Saturday evening, hoping to take home some talent, but those chicks were nowhere to be found. It was fright night, no doubt!
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