Can of Sunshine

can of sun·shine

n.

Any container that contains a propellant that can be abused by persons addicted to inhaling such substances. So named for the infamous woman, Allison, on the show "Interdiction" who was addicted to breathing in the propellant from air-duster cans and stated, "it's like I'm walking on sunshine".

Can also be referred to as, "a sunshine can"

I'm depressed my gf dumped me for playing WoW instead of calling her on her bday. I need a can of sunshine

Dude, your computer case is a nightmare; you bust out the vacuum cleaner, and I'll hit it with a can of sunshine.

Hey, check this: I can totally freeze shit with my can of sunshine!

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Can i?

A quick and easy way of asking a bird if they would like to fornicate/fuck
Due to its abrupt and down right rude nature, the can i? on a ratio is only succesful 1 time for every 100 times asked.

Andy mobile to Nadia mobile - "Can i? "

Nadia mobile to Andy mobile - "NO,dont u know how to treat a lady? are you quara again?"

Andy mobile to Nadia Mobile - "Is that a no?

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Can of corn

A food that calms down fat people after they’ve taken a huge, painful blow to their body.

“ Can a’ corn, can a’ corn and I’ll be fine, can ‘a corn,” said Joey the fat Cuban boy as he was helped off the football field after taking a huge hit from the jock, requesting a can of corn.

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can cough

Coughing, clearing your throat, or making some noise while in a public bathroom stall to let people entering the bathroom know not to even try the stall door. Especially used when door lock is missing or doesn't work.

man #1 enters bathroom and heads towards stall
can cough comes from behind stall door
man #2 uses different stall

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Tuna Can

All the girth in world, no length.

He is hung like a Tuna Can

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Hyphy Can

A Hyphy Can is a red "party Cup" used worldwide to consume alcoholic beverages (ie. play beer pong)and get hyphy!
the term "hyphy can" comes from mac dre's hyphy movement, when people drink hyphy juice they get drunk or "hyphy" and a party cup is always the container of hyphy juice.

"yo fill up my hyphy can i'm tryna get F***d up!!"

"Wheres my hyphy can at? im finna get this party started!"

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garbage can

a phrase that is used when referring to raunchy, inappropriate anal sex

"Hey, last night I put my monstah' in her garbage can!"

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