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Used as a sentence enhancer to let people know your a real nigga. Commonly used by hardasses.
Jacob Hafford: " Ill beat all yalls asses! Real Talk!"
Others: " Shit he must be foreal!"
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Being real with yourself and to all reality.
The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
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Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.
Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2
Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!
Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.
Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
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Exxx.4
Angela: Hey, build me this doghouse and I'll take you to Katz's.
Dillon & Josh: Be real biotch, if you were only so lucky...........pwnd.
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It’s an ignorant saying used by a person that is rude and not tactful. But the person tries to make their rudeness acceptable by saying they are just “keeping it real” or “Just being honest”. But in reality the person is accepting only the opportunities and rules taught to them by other ignorant people. Its all a lie, because if a person really “keeps it real” then that person would not wear deodorant, would not bath or wash. etc (because that is truly keeping it real).
A woman walks down the street wearing a hair weave and fake nails. Then she runs into her friend and says, "Yeah its true. I got fired, but I told off my boss again. You know I'm keeping it real."
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To reach the boundaries of over-reacting, while maintaining sensibility. "Keepin' it real" should only be brought into action when something personal is being attacked, such as one's manhood, one's mother, one's moral code, etc.
Violence is necessary.
Guy : Bitch, what'd you just say to me?
Woman : I said your mother is an ersatz Harriet Jacobs.
SLAP
Guy : Bitch, I told you to shut your wiki-educated mouth. I'm keepin' it real 24-7.
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An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".
I got a D on my paper. Real tears.
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A confirmation;To signal agreeance with another statement
2.To emphasize your point.
"Yo,I need to get some money! Real trap,I'm tired of being broke."
"I will bust your motherfuckin head! Real Trap"
"Aye,I'm bout to fuck shorty,real trap,cuz,she on my dick,hard!"
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Listening, but not listening, blah blah blah.........Thinking to yourself...." Lying ass, would this motha fucka shut up for a fuckin minute". (see "i hear ya!)
Jaime: My first credit card I got a $10,000 credit limit
Joe: For real dog?
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