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One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.
Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.
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The new name you give your ex girlfriend after finding out she cheated on you, typically with one or more people.
Turns out my ex is the community girlfriend. she's been messing around with three other guys.
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That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you
My girlfriends BFF just took my girlfriend to the bar and she left me for a lawyer
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1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
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A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.
"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
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Girlfriend fever is when u haven’t seen your girlfriend in a long time
I have girlfriend fever,, I miss my baby
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