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When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob
Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow
The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.
"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
That outfit is granny spraklin.
I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.
OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?