get that shit out of here

When something means nothing for you or disturb you, and you don't want it near of you. Sometimes can be use in a funny way.

I hate it, get that shit out of here!

or I don't like it, get that shit out of here

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My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

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Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia

What Wikipedia admins will ban you for if you aren't boring and robotic like the rest of the userbase.

I often get banned with "Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia" as the reason by the robo-admins, whose edits consist of 90% reversions using rollback or twinkle, which are lame admin tools to make Wikipedia even more usesless

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it's nursing home hot in here!

when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.

"they must've had the heat on high all day. it's nursing home hot in here!"

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I'm just happy to be here

The kind of thing you say when you are put into an awkward scenario and you don't know how to react.
Real life example of mine below:

Girl: "So we want to get weed for 5 people tonight" (proceeds to look at me)

Me: I mean, I'm not really into that kind of thing. I'm just happy to be here.

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Why am i here

When you don’t know where you are

You: why am i here
Friend: IDK

My Work Here Is Done

Something you say when your job at a particular location is done, so you can leave now.

Plumber: Is the toilet working now?
Me: Yeah, it's fixed.
Plumber: Good. Then my work here is done.