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Contrary to the popular verb form of the word (to have coke on tables), the noun implies no actual drug use. Coke on tables simply connotes a situation in which an epic party is worthy of said coke on tables.
Man, at this house party, there gone be coke on tables (however in my mind I have no intentions of drug use...).
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Someone who has so many sex slaves, they fuck every night, and day.
Devin is a table turner.
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When a woman lies under a long, very low glass table while upwards of five men compete to ejaculate on that low-lying glass table. The jizzum does not actually touch the woman, it remains on the table. In the best case scenario, the woman feels really weird that she is so close to jizzum, but not actually in contact with jizzum. In the worst case scenario, people blame you for inventing something called "clear table" when, in fact, you did not.
Wow, that game of clear table was so gross. I just wanted to give that glass some windex or something...i mean with all the jizz on it. And i think that bitch got stuck under the table because it was so long...and low-lying.
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Where you play poker with live money in the form of chips at a casino. There are certain tables for certain games, such as No Limit Texas Hold 'em, Limit Hold 'em, Omaha, and Seven Card Stud. Each of these tables also has a particular stake, ranging from $1/$2 into the thousands with its own minimum buy-in (No Limit and Pot Limit tables also a maximum buy-in).
Not to be confused with tournament tables, one can sit at and exit a cash table at their leisure, bringing and taking their chips with them, and may switch tables as much as they like.
At cash tables it is also customary to tip the dealer with a chip or two when you win a substantial pot, as a symbol of "thanking" the dealer for the cards. While the dealer has nothing to do with the cards other than dealing them out in random orders, their income from tips is notable enough to justify doing it both from a symbolic perspective and a friendly, sportmanlike persective. Plus, you'll seem stingy to them and the other players if you don't.
"Stefan took his winnings from his first cash table and tried to move up to higher stakes. Unfortunately, he ended up going broke within the first few minutes there."
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Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters
Guy 1: AH! Godammit!
Guy 2: Dude what happened?
Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts
Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass
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1. Being incredibly intoxicated.
2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.
1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.
2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
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a phrase that describes the maturity level of someone that is very childish
"your little cousin loaded up a stink bomb inside a nerf gun and shot it at his bus driver, fuck no more kids table with those big boy moves"
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