7-days

7-days is a period of debauchery launched when a friend who hasn't been laid in over a year finally achieves the ultimate goal. It involves taking the act of sinning to a whole new level. Alcohol, drugs, escorts, gambling, and midgets are just a few of the components that lead to a legendary 7 days.

Dude! Enron finally got laid after a year drought! It's time for the 7-days.

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7:35

The universal cigarette smoking time, a la 4:20. I know, I know, how ridiculous to have an appointed time for lighting up nothing other than a Camel. But it's out there. Much like 4:20, the hands of the clock are lined up at 7:35 as well.

Babies, it's 7:35. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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7-11

slang for the convenience store 7-Eleven

I ain't going to 7-11 just to get lunch.

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12/7

A day that will live in infamy forever. A day where a devastating act took place that left us all breathless. The Big E has scarred our friend for life. The events that took place that sepulchral December morning will never be forgotten.

Andrew was in his green jetta when 12/7 happened. That car will never be the same.

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Number 7

When you are violently ill and uncontrollably vomit and have explosive diarrhea simultaneously. The victim is usually unprepared and in midstride for the bathroom when it occurs. Also known as burning the candle at both ends.

"Dude, I just caught my mom and dad going at it in the car! I almost number 7'ed right there!"

"Man, I was so sick, I took a number 7 and there wasn't any warning!"
"Dude, you don't choose when to number 7, number 7 chooses you."

"I don't wanna talk about it..."

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7/0

When an attempt is made to divide seven by zero, the world will end. :(

-Bobby: Hey, I just figured out the answer to 7/0!

-Steve: NO, YOU FOOL! YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!

-Bobby: Seven divided by zero equals...

-Steve: O SHI-

(World ends)

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Mork 7

The mork 7 is the largest breed of the noob. These types of noobs usually travel in swarms and can be found in rare tunnels of the underworld. The head of the pack also known as the concrete sphere is the one that reproduces for the morks. The morks have no soul and acquire their energy through eating gerber baby food as they have no teeth.
The 7 after the mork remains a mystery and many may believe that the number symbolizes unity and the "noob number"

*The mork's natural born enemy is the noob crusher

wow look at that level 4 prestige noob...sucha mork 7

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