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The biggest piece of shit forum to ever surface on the internet.
Full of horny 14 year olds and 35 year old assholes.
Never go on this shit, ever.
Guy 1: Hey, you ever been on the come up board?
Guy 2: Dude, fuck that place, it's a piece of shit.
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Used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. Named after the Florida School Board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. However, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter's head.
Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.
Dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a School Board Special!
I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.
Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.
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Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.
"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city
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Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.
"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"
"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"
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To eat a shaved pussy
to eat a shaved or clean pussy for example I was cleaning the floor boards last night
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A person or event that is acting or becoming weird in an inappropriate setting.
Marc definitely was on board the U.S.S. Maine when he went to the networking event wearing a clown suit.
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Doo Doo Boarding is similar to the torture technique water boarding but instead of using a rag and water u simply put ur anus into the victims mouth and make sure u have consumed a massive ammount of chipotle, P.F. Changs and Taco Bell And maybe a little KFC To inhance Extra stanky doo doo butter A.K.A Diahrea The proccess is simple put ur anus into the mouth of the one being tortured and repeatally start dumpin ur doo doo sauce into the victims mouth and this will make her throw it back up into ur butt hole and repeat the process untill the victim speaks.-perfected by the old spice guy.
Johnny was totaly doo doo boarding his girlfriend untill she literaly barfed her own shit out because he found out she was cheating on him
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