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As the title implies, a small Christine is a girl with the name of Christine who is beautifully petit. Small Christines (smol Christines) are always the centre of attention and at the centre of every boys heart. Small Christines make the best of friends and are the best lovers, they truly come alive in bed showing that they're lack of height is compensated by they're amazing sex techniques.
Oh how I wish my girlfriend was a master at sex, I guess I should've found myself a small Christine to give me head.
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When someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn't a relevant world outside of their town.
Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumors. They act as if life is high school. Parents/Adults and children all engage in cliquey behavior.
People with small-town syndrome usually don't realise they act this way, and may be insulted if pointed out.
People with small-town syndrome may have lots of trouble adjusting to life in the real world (wherever they move to out of the comfort of their family/friends also from same town)
Jeff and Jenny are all about meeting at the local café, (the only one in our town, so it is THE place to hang out and gossip), but the problem with the café is that no one seems to be able to talk about any current events in the world, they all seem to have small-town syndrome.
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An object that I've shoved up my arse
"bro what are you doing with that small glass jar.. OH NO BRO"
The greatest hit by blink 182. it was made for the guitarist tom delonge's girlfriend and later wife. it was made on the enema of the state album along with Whats My Age Again?,
and Adam's Song.
Have you heard All the small things
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A male or female that continuously takes advantage of another's wealth or opportunity.
I had to stop messing with her because she was a small fry person, she took everything i had.
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The theory that packing numerous small bowls of marijuana provides the best economic high. The theory connotes that larger bowls inevitably lead to waste due to diminishing marginal returns.
"Dude, only use a little. We practice small bowl theory here."
A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood
"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"
"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
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