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When the you actually have no clue what to do so you suck off a meme
That was some great meme oral.
When you french kiss another person but you fold your tongue in half to form a vector, if you will, for your gum into their mouth
"Tanner gave me an 'oral shipment' and I puked. :/"
"John was a pretty good kisser but then he gave me an 'oral shipment'."
When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.
"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."
Term used for a man known to Perform Cunnilingus whilst the female is on her monthly cycle. i.e. eating a cherry pie.
Synonyms: Blood Sucker ; Vampire
You wouldn’t believe how much of an oral tampon my ex boyfriend was!
When a woman deep throats a penis so powerfully that her tonsil stones are suctioned out of her throat and spat out on her partner's stomach.
Damn son, I was oral rooting with my girlfriend yesterday and came up with some good chunks. Her breath never smelt better.
A blowjob dat a "dirty old man" highschool-teacher or college-professor requests from one or more hot-chick students in his class in exchange for a passing grade in public-speaking.
Da term "oral assignment" could also refer to a schoolwork-related directive whereby either (1) a teacher of either gender catches a pair of students in his/her class performing fellatio on each other, and so said educator makes one or both of said "busted" academic lovers perform an extra/unscheduled public-speaking session as a bribe for da teacher's "keeping mum" regarding said scandalous incident, or (2) a female teacher lets a male student's face venture under her skirt and/or blows him, but also makes him "earn" said delightful privileges and/or her silence regarding them by having to perform one or more public-speaking presentations.