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Paradoxical Eclipse

Impending DOOM.

We will soon encounter the Paradoxical Eclipse!!!!

by GodOfEclipse's March 15, 2021


rock paradox

pair of rocks, fam

tf you though you rock paradox

by sabeebee December 1, 2017


No Bitches Paradox

When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.

by [._.] July 13, 2022


The Yasuké Paradox

"The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.

Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"

Person 1: I've never seen you in person before, so you're just apart of my imagination

Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?

Person 1: How does that make sense?

Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist

by Black_Seiðr March 15, 2021


The Yasuké Paradox

"The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.

Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"

Person 1: "You don't exist physically because I've never seen you before in person"

Person 2: How the fuck does that make sense?

Person 1: it's the Yasuké Paradox, that's how!

by Black_Seiðr March 15, 2021


The Rickroll Paradox

Say to Rick Astley himself: "Give me UP. Now you either have to give me up or let me down"

A reddit user has attempted to create a black hole using The Rickroll Paradox

by ColorsMakeYouHappy September 23, 2021


The "Verbel" Paradox

When a woman gets absolutely no dick and is also a Karen.

Oh look at Nitsan, she has the "Verbel" paradox, lets all laugh.

by Aldwin7777 September 10, 2022