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When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."
A really cool but kinda gay guy
Hey look, there goes Parker Bragg!
The most amazing, handsome, pure, and kind man I have ever met. will listen to what you have to say and it may take some time for him to get used to you but you just have to listen to him and tell him that he is worth it every day and he will soon love you.
that man was so sweet his name must be parker wells
An alcoholic beverage consisting of Vodka, Red Bull, and an orange twist.
Customer: “I’ll take a Parker Phillips”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
A great sexy person that has a long penis and so great in the bed with the opposite sex. He also is very small but has a great sexual appearance
Wow that was an awesome night with Parker Newby