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a way to get around filters. It means penis
(online)
Lemme send you a pic of my pen is.
when you have anal sex and the girl/guy/other bleed from the anus and there’s blood on the dick(object) in the anus and it comes out of the anus a slight tint of red
dan:yo i had anal sex with my girl, and she started bleeding because we’ve never done it before.
steve:oh man bro did you have a strawberry pen?
dan:...yehhh.....
What i shoved up your ass
You have a pointy pen stuck up your ass
when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them
Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.
Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*
Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch
Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding
the Ball Pen Theory:the 珠珠 of ball pen can reduce friction, therefore can write more neatly, stop using 墨水筆 because our finger muscles have already degraded to one year old baby level
according to ball pen theory, the 珠珠of ball pen can reduce friction
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Maker Pen Goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr