When you got 3 homies sitting in a room and one of em is getting maddd sloppy from a chick on another dudes lap.
"Oh yeah, me and the boys hung out with Sandra and she gave Jack The Zesty Pepper Shaker"
Making a a singular or series of funny gags to impress your mates which fully exceeds their expectations as you’re normally a boring southern twat.
“Ah that was a classic cracked black pepper from Pete, normally I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to him rabble on about Minecraft”
biscuits and gravy with pepper
today i think we are having Creamy semen with pepper
An extremely humorous and wild mexican female who is known to lash out hurtful insults in random intervals.
"Yo esse, your girl just lost it back there. She blew up at you like a cerrano pepper jerkette"
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When you fart but a spritz of lemon juice comes out
Bro.... I was tryna silently let one slip but I made a Lemon Pepper Wet
A day of bowel reconning that starts with a dump that feels like you are passing a tennis ball covered in 40 grit sandpaper. By the afternoon and after a spicy Asian lunch at Tropical Thai, you are trotting to the shitter to explosively release a wet, soft, burning, green curried demon from your lower intestine.
Dude do you happen to have any salve or tucks pads? I just had a Pepper Curry Plug and my oring is on fire and I'm pretty sure I got a hanging hemorrhoid as a result.
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When a female has 2 hands on your penis twistin it back and forth like a waiter/waitress puttin salt n pepper on your dish at a restaurant.
I heard that chick gave whats his face a salt n pepper in the lockerroom
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