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When the fat of larger woman's "downstairs" looks as if she has a pillow stuffed in the front of her pants.
That pillow pussy was enormous!
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A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
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A man with no arms or legs, or limbs of any kind, thus making him of pillow like form.
"my neck is killing me, it felt like i was sleeping on the fucking pillow man"
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A turd burglar whose turds are getting burgled, and can't take it.
Lance and Mike are a couple of pillow-bitin' turd burglars.
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A person who tries to force others to sleep.
My wife told me to stop being grouchy and take a nap. I said, "Honey, stop being such a damn Pillow Pusher."
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Usually someone under 18 who, when having a sex dream, hump their pillows.
Timmy:"Dad, Mom, I'm a pillow hugger"
Dad: "Your Dead to me!"
Mom: *Weeping*
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When about to emabrk on a hurried sex-session (usally at someone elses party) you reliase netheir of you has a condom. Luickily, you spot one that has been mistakenly left behid by somelse. Note: It is rarly on a actual pillow, but behind a couch or bed.)
God, thay pillow-candy saved my life. Too bad for her it was grape. Yuck.
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