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A cop that jumps on his whistle and blows his horse.
"Heyo!!! Eshtop There!!!"
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A Polish date is when you meet a trash slut online that you want to fuck cause you're horny, but you don't want other people to know about it, because she's so gross. You roll over to her house (has to be her house) with a bottle of cheap vodka, so that you barely even remember the whole thing, except getting your nut off.
Hey did you hear that Jim Wisniewski took your sister out for a polish date?
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Usualy a waist of time, but if you have alot of time on your hands, you might as well....
Wow. I like this nail polish. I'm ganna waste my time, painting my nails, While i could be going on the computer instead!
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any group sex activity with more than two people
We had a Polish threesome last night after the basketball game
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1) Marijuana, Pot.
2) Stuff you use to paint your nails. Can be clear or colored.
1) She been smokin' nail polish!
2) Dude, that nail polish is so pretty.
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Polish Toilet (croatian and serbian 'poljski zahod', 'poljski wc'), a type of composting toilet sitting in the backyard or a garden of a country or weekend house. Typically made of wood and used to top-up the soil fertility. Usually placed outside of lights reach, requiring valor and night vision in order to be used after dark.
After reading Bram Stoker's Dracula and having lemonade, I have to pee badly, but it's pitch black, and we only have a polish toilet.
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I used to give hoes the Arabian Goggles. Now that I lost me nut to cancer, I give 'em the ol' Polish Monocle!
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