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A cop that jumps on his whistle and blows his horse.
"Heyo!!! Eshtop There!!!"
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A Polish date is when you meet a trash slut online that you want to fuck cause you're horny, but you don't want other people to know about it, because she's so gross. You roll over to her house (has to be her house) with a bottle of cheap vodka, so that you barely even remember the whole thing, except getting your nut off.
Hey did you hear that Jim Wisniewski took your sister out for a polish date?
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Usualy a waist of time, but if you have alot of time on your hands, you might as well....
Wow. I like this nail polish. I'm ganna waste my time, painting my nails, While i could be going on the computer instead!
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any group sex activity with more than two people
We had a Polish threesome last night after the basketball game
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1) Marijuana, Pot.
2) Stuff you use to paint your nails. Can be clear or colored.
1) She been smokin' nail polish!
2) Dude, that nail polish is so pretty.
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A polish purse is any plastic bag, generally from a grocery store, that old polish woman use as a substitute to actually owning a real purse.
Can also be used to refer to any plastic bag of this sort.
Hey dude, do you have something I can borrow to carry home this massive porn collection?
Yeah man, let me go grab a polish purse out of the kitchen!
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a popular game of strategy also known as tic-tac-toe
Who's up for a game of Polish checkers?
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