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Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.
It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
Poon gravy is vagina secretions.
Looks like you have a bit of poon gravy on your chin
A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.
Tom: "Do you know that girl?"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
A person who breaks into a persons house only to smell their dirty under wear.
Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.
a man who has had many sexual encounters with many women
Nick: yo man, im going to bang this chick. she wants a piece of me
Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher
The slang term for the clunge of a women who watches university challenge.
After winning the chess championship, Johnny was amazed at the amount of neek poon on tap.