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When a young lady gets cum on her belly, does not wash her hands, then cooks a delicious pork dinner for strangers.
Damn, that swine was good, but I can't believe that pork trotter didn't even wash her hands before cooking!
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An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.
Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*
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When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.
John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.
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Pork which has the metallic tangy taste of blood, which is bitter like stale tears, devouring such pork whilst watching Maury Povich.
I can feel a bit of bitter pork coming on. Indeed, get the guns.
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In celebration of the wonderful Cuban pork sandwiches, can also apply to a great smoked ham, yummy stuffed pork chops, and thick hickory smoked bacon. Non-food uses are meant to be compliments when someone embraces the salsa, cha cha, or just excels at anything!
Wow, did you see that new couple on DWTS? They really did Rock that Pork on the rumba!
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To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop
I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!
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