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like a normal 69 position but you chew your partners toenails, and them yours.
My buddy Ronnie told me he hit the 69 clipper position with his girl last night.
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A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary.
The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.
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Kinky sadimasochistic bondage sex against a wall with handcuffs, black whipped cream, whips, and rope.
Many emo kids love to have sex in emo kid position.
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When a lady is doing the vertical splits during intercourse
Me and Rebecca really tried her flexibility out last night during the flamingo sex position her legs were so flexed apart
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It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.
person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.
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The Wheel Barrow Position is when the guy in a standing position grabs her legs under her thighs. Then walks her around with her hands on the floor. If she trips and her face hit's the floor…it's now the Rototiller Position.
I walked her all over the house in the Wheel Barrow Position.
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A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.
Facts about PED:
PED feeds on bipartisanship.
Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.
PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.
Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.
Network news makes it worse.
PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.
PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.
During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."
registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
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