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Esteemed Prick

A person that is such a prick that they are respected and loved for it. They own their prick status and are the first person you think of when the word is used. Some esteemed pricks are so prick-like that they can morph into a cactus.

Person 1: That Guy is such a prick, but for some reason I love it.
Person 2: That’s because he’s an esteemed prick. You always need one in your life.

by Rhymio & Pooliet June 6, 2019


Prick Bitches

A gender-fluid term for an idiot or stupid person. The term can be used regardless of gender.

How many prick bitches do we need hogging up the aisles in Walmart when are trying to get groceries.

by jondich December 28, 2022


prickfulness

"The quality of thinking , feeling and acting like an absolute prick."

In our current days of wellbeing and self-optimization boom, mindfulness is a concept that we have been told we should pursue. Unfortunately, it is really easy to fall into an egocentric state of mind which provokes antisocial behavior. It's something really easy to spot in others, but difficult to spot in oneself because of the entitlement deeply rooted in the definition of being a prick.

1. The restaurant owner is well known for his habit of insulting woman and treating people with arrogance while keeping an hypocritical smile. He seems to be unaware of his prickfulness.

2. I was surprised that nobody showed up to my birthday today. Maybe I have been treating them poorly and I become aware of my prickfulness when it was too late.

3. The 20-people strong team of prickful drunk idiots got into the tube without mask and began shouting nonsense conversation while spreading coronavirus.

by antimarmite September 19, 2020


prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells

The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test

by dkflsllala December 30, 2019


Prick Donald’s

The name you use to call McDonald’s when they screwed up your order or when you experienced bad service.

That son of a bitch prick Donald’s screwed up my order again. They gave me a quarter pounder instead of a Big Mac.

by Jahamez May 8, 2019


Prick And Retardy

Retardy:You can't say that, only some people can say that!
Prick:Well that's retarded

Prick And Retardy is that one movie where a biologist turns himself into an eggplant and calls himself Dildo Prick

by RoseRed669 January 26, 2023


Nice Prick

You say something to someone that's ever so slightly offense and then proceed to walk away with a side look and a giggle. They know its all in games and giggle back.

Patricia looked at a friend of hers and said, "awe you two have the same temperature - y'all should get married. Keep rona in the family.". Walked away knowing she shouldn't have said that, but was too good to not giggle at.

Friend looks back "you ass. How do you make something so serious into a funny? Nice prick status."

by #prickstatus April 24, 2020