The Moana Problem

The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.

Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.

“This is similar to The Moana Problem,” said Paul, who’s on a journey to defeat racism.

Problem child

A Trouble child

Problem children are evil

Problem Child

Slimmy B's album

Problem Child is fire as fuck!

Problem child

Mpimpi

Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr

Problem child

Michael Madrid

That man is such a problem child

Mental Health Problems

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.

"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."

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my problems were myriad

She was having her period

Man who shall not be named: "My problems were myriad.."
Girl: (sarcastically) "i was having my period..."