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The pube head tried to lift the spanner in level 1 mechanics but struggled to lift it above his waist.
When your girl is doing a line of blow off of your Johnston and she snorts a pube up her nose and you watch as she coughs it up and flicks it at you. Making it, a pube ball.
Damn baby, do you want me to rub your back while you cough up that pube ball?
When your girl is doing a line of blow off of your Johnston and she snorts a pube up her nose and you watch as she coughs it up and flicks it at you. Making it, a pube ball.
Damn baby, do you want me to rub your back while you cough up that pube ball?
Trying to do something difficult. Attempting to overcome a challenge.
“How am I going to finish all my homework tonight, do my laundry AND go to rehearsal in this short amount of time?”
Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”
The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.
Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
1. the fresh shavings of a pencil
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up