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Used first and foremost by DJ Nassif of the MKE or "414". "Harvesting your Pumpkins" was come across accidentally to mean masturbating. The term is now widespread througout South Eastern Wisconsin and into the midwest.
Dude, want to play a game of NCAA 10?
Naw, man, I'm cool, I have to harvest my pumpkins soon.
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a pumpkin head deluxe is when you beat the shit out of somebody so bad till there face and head is so swolen that there it looks like a rotting pumpkin
"Man that niga keeps on violating the rueles of our set we gona half to give him a pumpkin head deluxe to show him whats good"
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the "insides" of a pumpkin that are removed before carving
"i got pumpkin splooge all over me from makin this jack-o-lantern."
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A code phrase for taking a shit. Similar to droppin' the kids off at the pool.
hey what are you doing in there?
carving a pumpkin.
cool...in the bathroom?
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1. beating the top of one's head
2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating
*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):
And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."
2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
When having sex with a man/woman (depending on sexuality) and you are about to climax, you pull out and finish yourself off while staring intently into their eyes. Preferably move to the other side of the room and keep face free of emotion.
Wilkins: Did you hear I did the glasweigan pumpkin carver with Josie?
Dalkingtoff: That sounds pointless, I don't know why you did that.