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The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo
1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans
"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene
"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb
I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.
When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!
Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.
Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.
A full roll of paper towels you pee into while driving.
(Verb)
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."
(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"
A term used to describe a working-class black person, especially a politically reactionary one from a rural area.
A black redneck is a black person from the countryside who lives a country lifestyle. Basically the same thing as a redneck except black.
A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in. Part of hell had broken free and loose from the rest of hell, and everyone was too preoccupied with when all hell was going to break loose to notice, so they weren't concerned with it.