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A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in.
Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).
One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.
A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.
The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo
1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans
"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene
"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb
An ignorant redneck who thinks he is tough and all his opinions matter.
I just saw a redneck trash driving down the road with Kenny Chesney blaring music over their duel exhaust.
A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger
Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..
Carhartt brand clothes. Only worn by the wealthiest of rednecks.
Jed: I see you broke out the redneck gucci
Jim: Well fuck Jed, its damn near 20 below
I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.