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The reverse kanga is the art of laying a poo/shit/dump/turd/crap whilst sitting on a toilet facing backwards towards the flusher. This action causes the poo to run down the front of the bowl leaving a long brown skidmark.
A perfect time to drop a reverse kanga is when visiting a place that you dont like. e.g. school, random building that looks like a church in the city etc.
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When a large/strong woman stands in a sumo-style fashion while vigorouly thrusting a man, by grasping his buttocks, as a means of sexual intercourse.
With shoulders like that she could reverse jackhammer a fat Al Roker.
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The exact opposite of a hipster.
(Not to be confused with an anti-hipster)
While a hipster tries really hard to be different to create their own identity (just like every other hipster, creating a paradox of sorts) and set trends, a reverse hipster will try really hard to act like everyone else to fit in and be popular (even if they don't agree with the thing they are liking), and overcompensates by despising anybody who disagrees with the group.
Generally caused by viral videos or memes on youtube like nyan cat, vloggers (like raywilliamjohnson) and games like roblox and the more recent Call of Duty titles and musicians like Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black and any other popular topic on the internet.
A reverse hipster can either like or hate a topic, but it's always based on what a large group of people thinks, and always takes it too far.
Example 1:
Person A: Hey, did you hear Justin Bieber's new album? I liked it.
Reverse Hipster: Fuck no! Everybody hates him and you suck for liking him retard!
Example 2:
Person A: Hey, should I buy the new Call of Duty game that came out yesterday?
Reverse Hipster: How the fuck could you ask that? C.O.D. (pronounced "cod" like the fish) is the best fucking game ever! I play it every day for 12 hours! It's waaaaay better than (insert other popular first person shooter video game here) which sucks ass! Just like the people who play it!
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a chode that's width is equal to its length.
Guy 1:Dude, I was at this gym and I saw a guy who had a chode in the showers.
Guy 2:Dude, I saw a guy that same gym in the showers who had a reverse chode.
Guy 1: Dude, that was me.
Guy 2: No you just have a chode.
Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I guess I was the guy I saw who had a chode.
Guy 3: Yea, and I was the guy with the reverse chode.
Guy 4: Well, I'm glad we got that figured out. Who wants icecream?
Everyone: MEEEE!!
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Drinking a funnel out of the funnel portion instead of the hose.
I did a couple of reverse funnels and now I'm drunk
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When city council displaces renters to house the homeless. Akin to free energy proponents believe that making people homeless will solve homelessness.
Imminent signs of Reverse Gentrification include large encampments of tents and homeless people at parks or other public locations, that move elected officials to buy your rental homes to solve the problem.
Usually results in urban charm to your neighborhood. You can expect frequent visits from police, fire department and other first responders.
Tenant1: We all got notice to vacate and I'm not sure we can stay in the area.
Tenant2: No worries. I hear Reverse Gentrification is helping out folks like us.
Council1: I got a great idea, let's buy homes to shelter homeless!
Council2: Displace people to house people, you mean Reverse Gentrification?
Council1: Yes...And we could harness free energy to pay the utilities!
Council2: Aren't we smart!
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When you lay on your cock until it falls asleep so it feels like you're jerking off a stranger. As opposed to a Stranger, where you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then masturbate for the sensation of being jerked off by a stranger.
Having tired of the Standard Stranger, Charley decided to flip onto his belly and go for the Reverse Stranger.
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