when taylor gets confused about what she is saying on facetime
“what did you say taylor? roaches be sore?” “yep” *sends a picture of a cockroach*
when someone forgets what they are saying on facetime, say roaches be sore… it will start a good conversation
“did you just say roaches be sore?”
“yes”
“okay then”
It's Sea Roach season boys; gets your tickle sticks and nets out.
Sea Roaches are best boiled alive in butter and cajun seasoning.
Guy 1: imagine being black
Guy 2: okay white roach
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The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.
Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches
The best friend gang ever existed
Person1: What's the best thing about roach nest?
Person2: Burger king foot lettuce
When something is destroyed beyond repair.
“Jared, & JP’s knees are roached from Jiu Jitsu class.”