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Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.
I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner
On Saturday ,January 4th 2025, a legend was born. If you’ve ever been to Ober Gatlinburg, which is a ski hill in Gatlinburg, Tennessee on a Saturday recently, you may have met Ron(probably got fired). But there was foreign people on a gondola up to the actual ski hill, and Ron is not having them talk over him when he’s trying to talk about the Great Smoky Mountains, and in the middle of him talking about the fact that they are the #1 in the country of America. So Ron yells at these people to be quiet, but they think it’s a joke, so Ron yells at them the whole way up. And just a physical description, Ron smells like weed, has brown teeth, and probably has lice. So as we get off the gondola, Ron says, “Alright, who passed gas. Admit it.” And those are words to live by, and the gondola went dead silent. But then Ron blows it off. But yeah, go to Ober Gatlinburg and go meet Ron!
Racist Ron
Literally the hottest ginger ever he’s so underrated
Person 1: Harry Potter is the hottest character
Person 2: Nah Ron Weasley is the hottest & he’s so underrated
A bit of a of a annoyance to Harry but he is always kind, but sometimes knows what to do. Ron Weasley a favoured character from the Harry Potter series is Harry’s go to except for the 4th book, oops I spilled the beans.
“I met Ron Weasley last night and I had to take him to Slughorns again.”
Basically everyone as a person
“Are you Ron Weasley?”
“You are very stupid everyone knows that everyone is Ron Weasley,”
“Unless you are Hermione Granger,”
Ronald Weasley is a red haired creature who is a pure blood. He comes from the weasley family Which are very poor. They mostly wear second hand robes until they struck it rich by marrying and leaching off other families ie Potter and Granger whole Ron Weasley hangs out in the Joke Shop. He has average grades and is often overshadowed.
Ron Weasley is someone you do not want to turn out