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When you receive a weggie but instead of the weggie from behind the giver pulls your undies over your head causing the skid marks to rub against your head therefore causing a so called rug stain (Rug=hair)
Person a. What happened to you yesterday with mark
Person b. It was fucked mark gave me the worst rug stain of my life
Person a. That’s retarded how shitty was the rug
Rug muncher daddy is a lesbian that has sex with loads of women
Megab is such a rug Muncher Daddy she goes with every woman.
A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush
When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand
cleaning up another square metre of my worm infested persian rug
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.
we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care
Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.
When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.
Person one: "oh man, you worked so hard this week, you're gonna make so much money"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"
When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.
I worked so hard and expected to make so much money this week, but old Frank pulled a Yankee Rug-Tug and now I have nothing.