The well oiled chin furniture adorned by the west sides top shagger of tenerife 2018.
"Aw man you smell Sonny's love rug recently?"
"Aye hes not washed dit since Sandra Deacon sat on it and its got ants"
"Fuck sake."
An American version of Ali G, a parody of young middle class white men who affect urban machismo and the trappings of afro-carribean men's culture to mask their underlying soft, effete nature, and highly privileged background.
The actor who plays Rugged Man, RA Salvatore, has been praised as a comedy genius for the juxtaposition of the powdered, rouged, eyeliner-bearded appearance and teenage broken-voiced screeching of the character "Rugged Man", against the tough guy posturing, threats and violent demeanour he believes to be imposing. However, he has failed to rival the critical acclaim of Cohen's "Ali G" as the Anglo-Jewish thespian, comedian and polymath who plays Ali G makes a far more convincing urban hard man than RA.
Dude: Yo bro, I think I am going to wear a top hat and listen to tzaikovsky at high volume while we cruise in our low rider, Bitch! Maybe we can stop off at the zoo and I will bench press a gorilla. Yo.
Other dude: Fix up your life ffs, you Rugged Man or something?
The explosion of a vaginal fart, or vart, from the vaginal canal while in close proximity or in passing of a group of people
"I'm so embarrassed I just cut a rug in line for confession. Now everyone knows I'm having premarital sex FML"
When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug
Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.
A particularly furry ballbag on a man, who sometimes uses it to scrub various items around the kitchen. Much like steel wool.
Hey did you see what Glen’s rug sack did to Katrina’s forehead from her full on felating him?
A all new machine just about ready to urinate bleach on your beautiful 250 year old Persian Rug.
The Rug Cleaner will urinate bleach into any nearby Fortnite Kid's mouth.