Sad Salmon

The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.

Ur mom sad salmon

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Sad Flex

A style of rap where the rapper brags over a sad sounding beat so you think the song is emotional but it's really just a flex.

Joe: Wow, dude. This beat is depressing.

Dan: Listen to the lyrics though, it's a sad flex.

Lil Tjay: ♪ Lil Tjay ♫

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sad virgin

cat

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."

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sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

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sad face

Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces

- Adjective

A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.

1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?

2) Yo have you met Horace'€™s buddy Lance? He'€™s hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week

3) Dude I'€™m so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl

4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing

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wave of sadness

The feeling of sadness that washes over one after masterbation.

"I watched porn... made a mess all over myself... and instantly felt the wave of sadness."

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cock sadness

the end of sex for the male, either the actual moment of ejaculation; or the 'last bit of lurching before launch'. -the awareness that several moments will have to pass (if you're lucky) before re-charge.

after all the labor invested in sex, cock sadness is a sad and inevitable truth.

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