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1st base:making out
2nd base:seeing naked
3rd base:touching naked
homerun:sex
up to bat: u have a gf/bf
in outfield:single
I got to second base yesterday, and I was hoping it would go to 3rd.
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When you can't go to school because your mom's with your little sister
Dylan why are you not at school again
Dylan - because I am second favorite
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Byler is a perfect definition of sloppy seconds Will getting his sisters leftovers how lovely
“Sloppy seconds byler is the worse”
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1 - a girl/guy who likes anal/kinky sex
2 - a guy who is into being dominated, or a girl who likes to be dominating (aka bondage)
Him and his man only do it in the second row.
Why won't you do her? Cause she to be in the second row!
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Delaying a household task because you need to take a shit (go number two).
“I don’t have time to mow the fucking lawn right now — I have to plead the second.”
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When you made a comeback once, but then you do it again
“Yo, HSI made a second comeback”
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A second serving is when enough alcohol has been bought to last for the night, yet some participants unreasonably agree that more needs to bought. Doing so frequently results in various forms of tragedy (e.g. car accidents, arrests, or massive amounts of vomit).
"Almost everybody was asleep on the couch or the floor, but some guys went out to buy a second serving. They came back and barely drank what they bought, and ended up puking and sleeping in the bathroom."
"Everything was going cool, but a couple of guys felt that we needed a second serving. They went out to buy more, but still haven't come back yet."
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