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Also known as Arkansas stroll, the act of shooting game birds on the ground. Considered un-sportsman like by hunters, unless you are a backwards sister fucker from the show me state.
I taught that dove the Missouri shuffle and we hauled ass back to the cabin so I could rape my sister/wife.
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The act of shimmying one's shoulders while hunched over, occasionally clapping one's hands and laughing after making a bad joke
David performed the Badami Shuffle after having said a horrible pun.
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A extraordinarily dramatic effeminate male homosexual.
Who, him? Oh, he loves the big musicals, thinks he's some sort of diva, himself, always whining and swishing around like he's all that. What a freaking shuffle queen.
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When you and your mate meet two scandinavian babes at a backpackers; you're obvs staying on bunk beds, enabling you to fling one girl up after coitus, while your mate flings the other girl down to you.
'That little Norwegian is a babe.'
'Yeah, and did you see her Danish friend?? Perfect opportunity for a Scandinavian shuffle.'
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When you are in the bathroom dropping the Cosby's off at the pool and you run out of toilet paper. Then you proceed to attempt to shuffle to the toilet paper while still unwiped in the behind area.
"I just had to dirty shuffle across the house because we ran out of toilet paper!"
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The moment of fear and uncertainty that causes one to simultaneously grab one's stomach and ass to both ascertain which end the sound originated from and a vain attempt to prevent its escape. Usually followed with a quick awkward stride to the bathroom.
"Oh oh...I think that food was rank...it just led me to have an Andrzejewski shuffle....I have to hurry before I burp out of both ends"
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When a "friend" calls you and asks for a favor (money, pot, beer, etc,) with no intention of returning the favor. This person is always identified by the prefix 250 on their phone number in the greater Salt Lake City area (Magna)
Ring Ring: " The mailman didn't bring my welfare check today so could you borrow me money for Methadone?"
"Who was that?"
"Somebody playing the 250 Shuffle"
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