Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.
Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again
a gen-alpha slang meaning sexy ass
she got that sigma gyaat
Sigma Chode: A chode that is insignificantly puny, so the possessor has no excessive need for validation.
Beta: Hey, Sigma, your Sigma Chode is showing out of your trousers.
Sigma: *Mogs showing Sigma Chode*
Beta: Damn, I didn't know you were chill like that.
Beta: *daps up Sigma Chode*
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When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”
(In the doctors office)
Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”
Doctor: “Please put your penis away”
a very sigma looking girthy penis
wow did you see david has a sigma chode
A small penis that radiates what it means to be a sigma, must have foreskin since shmegma is sigma
Yo bro your sigma chode is bussin