to see if a guys shlong will fit in you
id size her up at times to see if id fit in her
The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
The fakest person alive. I never thought it would take that long to make a word for a broke ass bitch.
That thermometer sized hoe is broke asf.
Orignated from E-40(who else), is a very large joint filled with the finest herbs to resemble a buritto.
I am at thr park rolling up a buritto sized mummy
Darel- yo you got an ugly ass girlfriend
Bret- Shut the fuck up yo size game weak as fuck!
A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.
"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"
A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.
"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."