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Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.
She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.
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A band born of Newville, PA consisting of some kids from Big Spring High School playing hardcore metal and playing such venues as The Champion Ship and The Boondocks Club. They formed, with their current lineup, in 2009. They were formerly known as Running Paralyzed.
Boy-"Are you going to see As Skies Wash Ashore?"
Girl-"Yeah, I wanna bang the drummer..."
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the act of slaping someone with your dick (for further information see cockslap ) and to cum whilst doing that. best time to do it is when your lady drank enough bräu.
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face
dude #1: we went to winter sports hollyday last year to wallberg in germany. at our first night in the hotel I gave my bitch a german ski-slope.
dude #2: High five, mein freund!
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When a dude rubs his hand(s) on his sweaty ball sac, aproaches someone from behind, and proceeds to wipe the tangy nutjuice all over the unsuspecting face.
Asshole 1: Is it humid, or is it just me?
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.
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The act of spiking your cocoa and falling down the stairs. For maximum Bro points, perform backwards and make sure to slam your head on a wall located at the bottom of the staircase.
Hey Boys, Sean just went on his second Minnesota Ski run of the night, and this one was for max bro points! He really is the Bode Miller of Minnesota Style Skiing!
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naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
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A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.
I found a photograph of Grandma sitting in her roadster under Scotch-tape skies.
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