Random
Source Code

Hebrew Slave Day

A day of hard labor for mom digging holes, building fences and stacking wood without pay, but good fringe benefits; bbqs, boating, cabin weekends, bin fires, etc

Don’t forget Friday is Hebrew Slave Day, we are moving the back fence.

by Longshotlee April 1, 2024


Wank Slave

Someone who always agrees with you and “wanks you off” by bigging you up all the time

Person 1: “Ugh there’s Tim with John”
Person 2: “I know, Tim is John’s wank slave, always saying yes to him”

by Bambos The Greek April 29, 2022


hate slave monkeys

i hate dominic

hate slave monkeys

by a guy who hates school A LOT June 5, 2023


To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.

Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023


child slave

child slavery is also known as school, should not be legal, it's often excused of being edecation, but it's far worse.

yo bro wanna come see my new child slave I just copped yesterday, it's down in my basement

by homoalphamale January 6, 2022


free slave

Being born into the servitude of ones choosing.

Why arent we doing what we love all day dog? Shit bruh we were born free slaves.

by NebulaDreams January 11, 2018


Slave Ship

A sex Position including 8 Males And 1 Female, Two Men penetrating Both the Vagina And the AssHole, And another two men being jacked off by the female, Another man being sucked off, another getting a footjob, and another getting a boob job ( ALL AT ONCE)

Adam and Lexi wanted to do the slave ship, But grant stole lexi so adam wanted to kill himself and make fortnite rainbows like a faggot.

by The Fat Fag Terminator February 16, 2021