sleep tax

The price you pay for oversleeping. You sleep so late that you have to buy breakfast on the way to work/school. Sometimes it's a cost/benefit equation: Is sleeping late worth the price of breakfast at a drive-through restaurant?

Q: Yo man! Why you so broke?
A: Ahh man, these late nights at the club are killing me! I've had to pay sleep tax three times this week. I'm sure getting tired of Mickey Dee's sausage muffins and hashbrowns.

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Sleep Brain

This is the evil part of your brain in the morning that tries to trick you into sleeping in. It often attempts to fool you into thinking you've already woken up by making you dream about getting ready for work.

Dude, I'm late for work! I think Sleep Brain turned off my alarm this morning, cuz I don't remember doing it.

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sleep nut

When you nut in your sleep

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut

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sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day

Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??

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Go to sleep

A creepypasta

Jeff the killer: Go to sleep
Me: NO!
Jeff the killer: Okay... :(

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Armor For Sleep

Totally fantastic band!!

love Dream To Make Belive!

Me:Armor For Sleep rock, My Town, woooHOOO!

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sleeping giant

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.

Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".

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