A person who goes around sniffing bicycle seats
Why did the whoofle sniffer take my bicycle seat
A person who give away all of their Pokémon cards to wear a gun and badge.
A person who gets off on having their vehicle windows tinted “for their safety”, but display stickers such blue line flags and “1*”.
An individual who thinks just answering the radio vs being proactive is real police work.
An individual who attended a protest in Saratoga Springs and thinks they “Hard” or “The real deal”.
Saratoga County Sheriff’s Deputy are hulster sniffers.
A pedophiles or someone who sniffs the seats of a swing at a public play ground
"He is obviously a swing sniffer, by the way he acts around kids"
A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.
My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!
Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.
Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.
Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
an ass sniffer is a creature by the name of jessie. WELLNESS CHECK!
Jessie is a stinky ass sniffer