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A “Soccer Ball” is a type sports equipment used for playing soccer in which you kick the ball into your opponent’s goal to score a point.
Hey Tim! Pass me that soccer ball!
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Person a: I play soccer, what sport do u play
Person b: wait soccer is not a sport you bum
Person a (walks away defeated)
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A glorious sport, practiced in a racquetball court. A soccer ball takes the place of a racquetball, and two teams try to get the ball to the forward wall without letting the ball bounce on the ground more than twice. If the ball hits any wall/the ground other than the forward wall during the serve, the serve is a fault and must be done over. Play goes to an odd number decided upon at the start, as required by time available to play. 5, 7, 11, 15, and 21 are common goal scores. Not to be confused with SocCourt. The origination of the game dates back to March of 2006 at Albuquerque Academy.
Hey, I've got a free period! Lets go play some Racquetball Soccer!
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A cocktail comprising of approximately one bottle of wine and two Xanax.
Kevin's Mom was a nervous wreck until she fixed herself the soccer mom.
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A special kind of soccer in which the most important skill is the ability to writhe on the field in fake agony until the ref yellow/red cards an opposing player.
Pro-wrestling is about as legit as Italian soccer.
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The person that gets stuck picking everyone up to take them to work or an event.
The Designated Driver in a group of drunken friends
Take a taxi, I'm not your Soccer Mom
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a kid with brown hair and brown eyes that is going to be a professional soccer player. he never gives up and keeps on fighting. Italy is his city and mexico is his country.
{man }in the crowd "wow that soccer player sure seems good" {man sitting next to him} " yea hes going to play professional one day"
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