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The 18+ Sonic the Hedgehog.
Omg did you see that new sonic series.
Holy fuck is that Stripper Sonic.
When you're in a water level in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) and you're about to drown, but that dumb bastard Tails decides he'll snag the last air bubble.
You: "Well Tails took the last air bubble, guess I'll die"
Your friend: "You just got Sonic 2ed my guy"
A small, light blue, round hedgehog that has the ability to run at the speed of sound and is known as the mascot of Sega. He's also a pretty cute boy, never failing to make someone go aww. Classic Sonic is probably the bean of the Sonics, having lots of cute fanart. People don't mind him being muted, as he will still be called adorable. I adore him so much.
Person 1: "Hey who's that hedgehog over there?"
Person 2: "That's the well-known Classic Sonic!"
Person 1: "Aww, he looks cute!"
Join the Resistance!
"Sonic, help me!" --- wait, tails, you defeated Chaos in Sonic Adventure, remember? Why are you crying over chaos 0? What's wrong with you?
Why is classic sonic now from another dimension and not from another timeline?
Why is Chaos advertised if we never fight him? Why is shadow evil now and advertised but we never fight him? What happened to Infinite at the end of the story? What happened to Eggman after the egg nega 3.0 exploded? Did... eggman just die? Guys I think he died
Why is Omega repaired? Who repaired Omega? What is this story? lmao, it's like someone tried to write a bad fanfic
Together we can show the world what we can do, me next to you and you next to me, pushing on through till the battle's won, nobody's gonna give a thing to us, when we run together with put on trust, standing united, after the battle's won.
Play Sonic Forces now! Or don't. The choice is yours!
Another person: Bro... Sonic Forces? Really? Come on... only kids play that! Man, you got to play Sonic Unleashed instead.
an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!
TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!
WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING
RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!
When you thrust your penis in some one and fart after you're all the way in.
Did you heard about Kevin and Stacy? They broke up after Kevin sonic boomed her pussy last night.
Is the sound associated with the shock waves created by an object traveling through the air faster than the speed of sound.
WOW Sonic is as fast a speed I wonder that's why they call it Sonic Boom