Rural Dictionary

Keyboard spam

When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)

"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.

by Firespirit979 November 17, 2021

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The word spam, in this case, is not used to make refference to the almighty wonder of questionable food that is Spam, but rather a substitute for a curse word.
This phrase is usually used by an individual who is questioning a location but is also looking to cut back on their swearing.
Other similar phrases included 'what the spam' 'who the spam' 'why the spam' and ' how the spam'

e.g.
girl 1: I think we're lost...
girl 2: Where the spam are we?!

boy: Dude... what the spam are you wearing?

by crap_weasel September 8, 2006

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sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

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Spam account

A spam account (or finsta) is an account that you use to post fun things that don't match your main account theme. Most people post memes, funny selfies, or good food, etc. Typically only your friends follow you.

Sally: Can you send me the picture of us that u posted on your spam account?
Todd: Yea of course! It's a pretty goofy picture of us.

by Justthatboywholovestheworld April 5, 2019

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