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"The Nottingham Special" - is when you are engaged in fingering a woman with the same speed and dexterity as when you type maliciously on your keyboard, it is however not as effective as other techniques as "The Shocker" or "The Fingerblaster"
The origin to Nottingham is due to Robin Hood once having his fingers in the rich woman's pockets when stealing from the rich to the poor.
Luke: God I can't wait to give my bird the good ol Nottingham Special.
Anytime you go for a run, or do any physical activity under the influence of marijuana.
Hey man wanna go run?
Nahh man running's lame.
Not if we go for a "special" run!
What the hell is a special run?
It's when you go for a run stoned!
That's the worst idea i've ever heard...
A word that is used by entitled private school kids in a desperate example to identify themselves with the struggles of actual minorities
"I'm slavic, so I'm like....special white"
A delicious Christmas Drink of
1 1/2 part limeade
1 part eggnog or milk
If you haven't had a Tallahassee special, you ain't from Tallahassee.
Two Large Pizzas, and three sides. Consumed on the lifting Sabbath (Saturday).
I'm pretty hungry, I'll have a nick special.
The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.
Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
Goob's children have a Dyson Special with alarming regularity